Didn't feel any earthquakes today. Did you?
Today was dubbed "Boobquake" Day. Did you miss the memo? You can catch up on it here. A Muslim religious leader claims that female immodesty is the cause of earthquakes. So today was dubbed Boobquake to scientfically test the theory. Thousands of women wore revealing clothing hoping to make the ground rumble.
I'm kind of disappointed that nothing happened. I mean, think about it. If my breasts actually caused natural disasters, I would have a kind of power that only characters in Marvel comics could dream of. I could threaten my husband to take out the trash or else. We wouldn't have to worry about Iran's nuclear weapons policy. Just line up a bunch of topless women on the border and get the ground a shakin'.
If you didn't know about Boobquake and you want to participate, I'm sure we can extend the event for another day. Maybe natural disasters need more than one day to form. Or maybe we'll create some aftershocks. If nothing else, you can dress in something sexy and let the girls out for a little air.
Either way, it's a good day for breasts.