Sunday, March 11, 2012

What Would It Be Like to Have a Mormon in the White House? Round 3

Read round 1 here.
Read round 2 here.

A third round of rhetorical questions all in good fun.

Will President Romney slip up and call his cabinet a quorum?
Will members of the staff be asked to clean the White House every week?
How long will it take before everyone on staff knows what MoTab, FHE, and the "Mish" mean?
Will President Romney turn the budget around by asking every American citizen to forgo eating once a month and donate that money to our poor and struggling citizens?
Will we start referring to the State of the Union address as General Conference?
Will fashion trends for men include the "eternal smile" and for women include sleeves and knee length skirts?
Will youth speakers start to become standard at every Presidential speech?
Will there be a national sign up sheet to take meals to a family in need?


Emily said...

I know this is supposed to be funny but the "forgoing food and donating that money to our poor" is actually a good idea. Can you imagine how productive that would be? But alas, the vast majority wouldn't want to be bothered with helping the poor and the needy.

Que and Brittany are Hoping to Adopt! said...

I really despise the term "the Mish." And I don't know why.

I also don't know why I felt I had to share that. LOL


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