Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Yo, Ho, Ho! Thar Be Treasure Here! Giveaways and Freebies!

Avast! 'Tis the annual Talk Like a Pirate Day. In fact, 'tis the ten year anniversary. That be worth celebratin', me thinks.

First, educate yerself on how to talk like a pirate. This video be quite the rib tickler!

Then enter me give-away for a chance to win your share of this booty!

$10 Amazon gift card

Muppets Treasure Island DVD

The Princess Bride by William Goldman [Kindle Edition] 
(This is an ebook from Amazon. You will need a Kindle or a Kindle app on a smart phone, tablet, etc. to enjoy this gift.)

Free copy of Oceanswept by yours truly. It is an e-book and I will distribute it as a PDF which can be read on an e-reader or any ol' computer. 

How do ye enter? 

Leave a comment on this here blog with yer pirate name and email address so I can contact the winner. Use this link for help generating yer name if you'd rather not make up your own. And don't be shy about which gift you be wanting and yer name will be entered once for that piece of booty.

For additional entries, do any or all of the following and leave me an ADDITIONAL comment for each lettin' me know ye be enterin' again.

* Follow this blog
* Follow me on Twitter @LaraHaysZierke
* Tweet about this give-away and link this post (can be done once a day for multiple entries)
* Like the page Lara Hays on Facebook (different than being my FB friend - it is me author page)
* Share the link to this blog post on Facebook (can be done once a day for multiple entries)

Entries be accepted through Sunday, September 23. Winners be selected at random and posted here come Monday.

So may ways to plunder the goods! Drink up, me mateys, yo ho!!!

Sincerely signed,
Carol the Cannon Grogmaster


Haylee said...

Keeper Grace
owensgirl (at) gmail (dot) com

I would love a copy of your book or the Amazon card.

Khristenas said... pirate name be: Mad Charity Kidd . Ye may contact me at

Melanie Cruz said...

So I'm not creative enough to make up my own name so I used your pirate name link. Not sure I like my name. But here goes... Sir Charlotte the Bastard Arse. I kept telling it I was a female, but I kept getting Sir. Go figure. I would love to win a copy of your book or the Amazon card. Thanks Lara!

Melanie Cruz said...

And my email is Sorry!

Amy Allred said...

Ahoy Matey! I be Bucaneer Bess and I be wanting some of your booty! This lassie's e-mail is

I follow yer blog.
I be liking Lara Hays on Facebook.

The swag I be wanting is yer book, or the Amazon doubloons.

Blimey! I hope to be winning. Fair winds, me bucko!

Topsy said...

10 bones of booty to amazon is what me wants! (I reeally need to work on my pirate talk)

My email:
My name: you ready for this?


Frederick Family said...

We all be wantin' Pirate Booty:)

Buckaneer Grace the Fearsome Toe.
(Great name eh??)


Jamie Boyd said...

Me be called Privateer Grainne O'Malley
I love Amazon, but any of the prizes would be awesome!

Rachel said...

Harrr! Never before have I laid eyes on that thar tutorial. It be hilarious! Me name is Cap'n Joan Redbeard. I be wanting a Muppet Treasure Island. Arrrr!

dust and kam said...
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dust and kam said...

Apparently my pirate name is Bessy the Brown. Awesome.

I can't wait to read your book!

Kim said...

I would love a copy of your book!

Sir Jennifer the Rough

Kim said...

Also, I am a follower of your awesome blog!

Shawn and Teresa Nilsson said...

Arrrrr, Grainne O'Malley the Bloody reporting on deck Cap'in! Cast me name in the barrel for an amazon gift card! I want a copy of ye book but I'd rather buy me copy to support the author ;)

I's a faithful follower of yers here blog!

soccermom1 said...

Bessy the Yellow
rjs682 at yahoo dot com

soccermom1 said...

gfc follow
rjs682 at yahoo do com

soccermom1 said...

follow on twitter
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soccermom1 said...

Hays Family said...

My pirate name if Lackey Esmerelda.


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